The Space Goat
A message from Anonymous
Do you think it's weird to find Ted Bundy attractive?

nah bro nah, he was a sexy man

but it’s weird to think of him as like a victim that just needed to seek help or whatever you tumblr folk say about him and his ~*issues*~ like the dude was a total wanker

still tho i’d tap it ngl 11/10 would wine and dine then bash over the head with a shovel

A message from Anonymous
You look unbelievably high in that last photo

well i’m not -oh snap-

the only thing high about me right now is my ~*high fashion*~

~*get the london look*~

A message from Anonymous
okay we get it tarantino is your favorite director but he's also ugly change the record

my favourite director is stanely kubrick you ignorant son of a bitch check your privilege

he’s a real sex symbol too tbh wow check out dat balding and dem designer bags under his eyes i think i’m in love

A message from elephantsinzoos
omfg u r srsly my favorite

thx

A message from Anonymous
well damn how old is the goat anyway?

old enough to get arrested for sleeping with most of u

A message from Anonymous
Do you have siblings?

uhh yeah i have a 21 year old brother and an 18 year old sister and an 11 year old brother

they all know about my blog and are probably scarred for life at some of the things they’ve seen

hey guys, how’s it goin??

A message from Anonymous
Are you British?

are you asking me that because i’m ugly tho

A message from Anonymous
it would have been sufficient to say 100% because 800% is just unrealistic, come on

if i had no cookies one minute and 8 cookies a second later, my cookie percentage would be increased by 800%

now that you are aware that’s a real percentage i can accurately say you’re 800% stupid go away

A message from Anonymous
I'm jim morrisons reincarnation, and if you don't have a man, the lizard king will take you away.

i just want to point out to my followers that 800% of the anonymous messages I get are people trying to be funny writing me things like this omfg stop you’re not in the least bit funny

A message from zachariemiaoumiaou
This is probably my favorite blog on tumblr. You are wonderful.

thx bb