Do you think it's weird to find Ted Bundy attractive?
nah bro nah, he was a sexy man
but it’s weird to think of him as like a victim that just needed to seek help or whatever you tumblr folk say about him and his ~*issues*~ like the dude was a total wanker
still tho i’d tap it ngl 11/10 would wine and dine then bash over the head with a shovel
You look unbelievably high in that last photo
well i’m not -oh snap-
the only thing high about me right now is my ~*high fashion*~

~*get the london look*~
okay we get it tarantino is your favorite director but he's also ugly change the record
my favourite director is stanely kubrick you ignorant son of a bitch check your privilege

he’s a real sex symbol too tbh wow check out dat balding and dem designer bags under his eyes i think i’m in love
well damn how old is the goat anyway?
old enough to get arrested for sleeping with most of u

uhh yeah i have a 21 year old brother and an 18 year old sister and an 11 year old brother
they all know about my blog and are probably scarred for life at some of the things they’ve seen

hey guys, how’s it goin??
are you asking me that because i’m ugly tho
it would have been sufficient to say 100% because 800% is just unrealistic, come on
if i had no cookies one minute and 8 cookies a second later, my cookie percentage would be increased by 800%
now that you are aware that’s a real percentage i can accurately say you’re 800% stupid go away
I'm jim morrisons reincarnation, and if you don't have a man, the lizard king will take you away.
i just want to point out to my followers that 800% of the anonymous messages I get are people trying to be funny writing me things like this omfg stop you’re not in the least bit funny