cool it comes with a free refill 

i find bob odenkirk really attractive am i going to hell


i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens



There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

  • girl: babe come over
  • me: Ra is the ancient Egyptian solar deity. By the Fifth Dynasty (2494 to 2345 BC) he had become a major god in ancient Egyptian religion, identified primarily with the midday sun.
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • me: The meaning of the name is uncertain, but it is thought that if not a word for 'sun' it may be a variant of or linked to words meaning 'creative power' and 'creator'.